Larry in Missouri

“Great, Great”; BOOMER SOONER 🅾️/ Angel😇Protected-#MasonStrong; ; Bullshitter~Observer; Opinions are MINE ALONE—I basically just make fun of shit

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

I mean…🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[Woke at Webster @wokeatwebsterg]

@LarryInMissouri Larry I declare you the philosopher king of the Midwest.

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

@breruss 😂😂😂👊🏽

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

This Burl Ives doppelgänger is about as interesting as watching a Goddamn leech crawl from San Francisco to New York….Cornpone yawner🥱🥱🥱; Not funny🤷🏼‍♂️…not interesting 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Brad English @BradEnglis460l3]

Your gonna tune in tomorrow to see Chef Elizabeth because it's the "Creep" coming out in you. What a pervert. Hey Johnny, are you still in Tuscaloosa waving behind that barrier?
@finebaum

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

First grade shit🤷🏼‍♂️….

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

They’re putting as many SEC teams as they can early so that they won’t fall very far with a 3rd loss. They’ve set Alabama to make it in even with a potential loss to a poverty Auburn in the final game. It’s pretty simple to see what they’re doing here.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing like taking a nice drive to the country in your motherfucking truck-house and then climbing up onto the patio for snacks.

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

Whut?

[Exposing SEC Bias @overrated_sec]

Question for the SEC Chanters out there:

Why do you put so much emphasis on best win yet continually ignore worst loss?

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

Abe was too busy chopping cherry trees down—Sunny Hostin

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 ON VETERANS DAY: Sunny Hostin went on The View to erase Abraham Lincoln AND the Union Army.

"People often say that Abraham Lincoln emancipated the slaves. The slaves basically emancipated themselves."

Roughly 360,000 Union soldiers DIED in the Civil War. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation and pushed the 13th Amendment through Congress.

About 180,000 Black men fought for the Union, SIDE BY SIDE with white soldiers.

That's the real story.

Sunny is a former federal prosecutor, and she still can't pass an 8th grade history test.

Every day on that show, she makes ABC dumber.

Today she disgraced the people who died for freedom.

[Charlie Becker Enjoyer 🫟 @charbeck80]

Man I really wish IU had more quality losses so we could be ranked in the top 5

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

🤔…..

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

If Indiana can fall 5 spots on a bye week, can Bama fall 5 spots playing Chattanooga? Bye week may be the tougher opponent.

[Liz O. @okiemom918]

Hey @barstoolsports … you know there’s also @CowboyWrestling in Stillwater on Friday night right? There is no better place to see a college dual than in HISTORIC Gallagher Iba Arena! Make it a full weekend experience 🤠 Wrestling AND Football

GO POKES!

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

Honestly? I’d rather watch the leech🤷🏼‍♂️—-9 years of that would be more entertaining than this no-neck hillbilly…Back woods, inbred idiot….

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

This Burl Ives doppelgänger is about as interesting as watching a Goddamn leech crawl from San Francisco to New York….Cornpone yawner🥱🥱🥱; Not funny🤷🏼‍♂️…not interesting 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

Exact same prison sentence 🤷🏼‍♂️—It’s basic common sense….

[Bender @Benderxxx7]

At 16, Brian Banks was one of the best high school linebackers in America. USC had offered him a full scholarship. Pete Carroll personally called him.

One afternoon at school he made out with a classmate. Consensual. By the end of the day he was in jail, charged with kidnapping and rape.

She said he dragged her into a stairwell. It never happened.

The DNA came back negative. His mother sold her house and her car to pay for a lawyer.

He couldn’t make bail. He spent a year behind bars waiting for trial.

His lawyer told him: plead no contest, or risk 41 years in prison. He was 17. He took the deal.

He did 5 years in prison. Then 5 more on parole. Registered sex offender. GPS monitor on his ankle. Couldn’t go near schools or parks. No one would hire him.

Meanwhile, the girl and her mother sued the school district for not keeping her safe. They won $1.5 million.

In 2011, a Facebook friend request popped up on his screen.

It was her.

She wanted to “let bygones be bygones.”

Brian went to a private investigator. They hid cameras in the office and invited her to talk. She came by bus.

On tape, she admitted it. He never raped her. He never kidnapped her.

Then she said she still wouldn’t tell prosecutors the truth. Because she’d have to give back the money.

In May 2012, a judge cleared his name. The hearing took less than a minute.

10 years of his life. Gone in one lie. Erased in 60 seconds.

A few days later his phone rang. “I’m looking for a linebacker. You know where I can find one?”

It was Pete Carroll. The same coach who recruited him 10 years earlier.

He finally signed with the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons. At 27. The dream he had at 16.

She was ordered to pay $2.6 million back.

What should happen to someone who steals 10 years of your life with one lie?

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

Accurate….

[ned! @nedsore]

The most mentally ill person you know is currently training to be some sort of therapist

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺On November 11, 1960, CBS aired ‘The Twilight Zone’ episode ‘Eye of the Beholder,’ in which a woman lying in a hospital bed with her head wrapped in bandages awaits the outcome of her 11th and final state-approved surgery, a last-ditch attempt to make her look ‘normal’ in a society that demands conformity in appearance.

Written by Rod Serling, the episode featured Donna Douglas as the unmasked Janet Tyler and is widely regarded as one of the series’ best episodes

[Lounge dawg(I am emotionally scarred) @lounge_dawg]

Paying the qb more than our coach is actually smart

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

LOVE ME SOME @KipLewis9 !!! #BoomerSooner🅾️ #Hard2Kill

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

❝Gameday Kip is a real thing❞ 🗣️

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

Fascinating, Patriotic , and Heartwarming story! Your Dad did good!….

[Kyle Loveless @KyleDLoveless]

My dad doesn't have an X account or any socials but I wanted to thank him from a story about the family business from over a decade ago... Happy Veterans Day Dad https://t.co/KXgDhgKIAA

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

There’s NEVER BEEN a big man that’s EVER LIVED blessed with Ali’s size and speed…The ALL-TIME GREATEST 🤷🏼‍♂️🐐

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Point: Athletes are better today.

Counterpoint: The heavyweight champion from 1966 would clearly kick everyone’s ass today and not waste one moment doing it.

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

Proud to honor one of our own.

Thank you for your service, Coach Rick Trickett 🇺🇸

[OSU Cowboy Wrestling @CowboyWrestling]

Adding another world medalist to the wrestling room 📈

Welcome to Cowboy Country, Tanner ✍️

#GoPokes

[Larry in Missouri @LarryInMissouri]

I never liked Wild Willie’s out past Elk…Duncan, Oklahoma—Karl Jacobs was just a weazly wise-ass🤷🏼‍♂️—-I always preferred ole Melvin Britton’s Component Center down at Ward Mall…

[Jimusic @JVMonte2]

Where did you usually buy your records when you were a teenager?

Sam the Record Man-Toronto
Your turn!