Larry Scarano

Comic. Drummer. Ranter. Beat-up Poet. SAG-AFTRA

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@DrewFromTV It's all wild. In Las Vegas they demolished the Laugh Factory to build a stadium for The Oakland A's.

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@DrewFromTV If I was a millionaire I'd be scared of What's Her Name.

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@TheoVon It's a master plan. There are no accidents. In five years, there will be a different America.

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@JuddApatow We rented Barbie last night. Shut it off after 10 minutes. Garbage.

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@POTUS You are a silly goose.

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@robreiner I love how people who don't have to worry about what things cost are all about Biden. Democracy is such a buzz word.
Thanks, Meathead.

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@SkankfestNYC @real_mintcomedy Must be getting old. Of the posted lineup, I've only heard of 16 of these comics.

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@billmaher @JoeBiden Bill, you are too kind. And very funny. Especially about Biden doing " noble service. "

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@johncusack It's on her agent and manager. Not her gender.

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@therealroseanne Jive 75.

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@CalltoActivism Bartenders must serve all drunks.

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@GavinNewsom Excuse me, Chief. It's the Donkey that kicks up with certain words.

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@grchzz @DavidSpade You didn't need to throw in the " Autistic " punch. A lame low blow.

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@POTUS Please tell me what I'm allowed to drive. Along with what I'm allowed to say. Thank you.

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@PaulProvenza I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow. .
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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@POTUS When was the last time Biden went to the grocery store...like never. A pound box of pasta has doubled in one year.

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@mmpadellan Yea. And you had to be 18 to see them.

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@PaulProvenza I have no idea what this refers to. But it's F A F anyway.

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@joncoopertweets You are a silly cliche

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@joshgad Why Red and Blue .
What about Gray and Blue like in 1861.