Larry Turd Hands

Very Handsy

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@KingTunde_SZN 16

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@nahitscooll U r welcome

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@nahitscooll Cracks a beer

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@rbisrb Hmm

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@NotJackKemp That checks out. Good dude

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Best. ACL. Ever.

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@nahitscooll Nature’s lube

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@nahitscooll Lies. Yoga is on Saturdays

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Well crap

[Nimesh Patel @nimesh_patel]

And there goes the market......

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@dradriannestone @Howlng_D @bryanhbennett @DoerflerJared @maui_sands No it’s not

[Steve Harney @SteveHarney]

We must remain patient with people in times of duress.
They may displace their frustration unto us.

Remember...

The boss reprimands the worker.
The worker yells at their spouse.
The spouse takes it out on the kids.
The kids kick the dog.
The dog bites the cat.
The cat eats the goldfish.

Sometimes we’re the goldfish.

And that’s okay.

Just saying...

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@nahitscooll Have a slice of pizza

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@nahitscooll #overachiever

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@FightMate What’s the shelf life on this douche bag?

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@MissRachaelTX that You’re ‘considering trying out for the football team’?

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@SteveHarney I don’t devalue my worth whether I sell popsicles or homes.

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@MissRachaelTX Seller thinks they’ll get dollar for dollar on warehouse/shop cost for what they paid. They won’t. Finding comps for it will be difficult. Great job on finding it for you client tho. Good luck

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@MissRachaelTX Don’t over think it. A good date is a good date. Wait for the 2nd for smooching. On the 3rd, put out