Lars

What you do with the gift of life determines who you are.

[Lars @LarsTehGuy]

Studies for 3 seconds*
I'm gunna fail anyways so what's the point

[Nicole Yang @nicolecyang]

Swimming lesson No. 3 for Tacko Fall. “It’s a good workout,” he says.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

We'll always remember the time Steve Irwin wrestled a Gator in a This is SportsCenter commercial.

Today would have been his 58th birthday.

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet our tasty weekly special and you’ll be entered to win 8 free slice cards! We’ll announce our winner on Monday (2/10)! #IansPizza

[Lars @LarsTehGuy]

Our kicker is garbage

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

It’s our last #FreePizzaFriday of the decade!

You know the drill - retweet this tweet and you’re entered to win!

We’ll pick one lucky follower on Monday to receive 8 free slice cards! #IansPizza

[Crypto Nerd @Crypto_Nerd00]

Flight departure time: 8:00 am
My parents at 2:00 am:

[Lars @LarsTehGuy]

I wish people cared about the environment as much as they care about impeaching trump #TeamTrees

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet this tweet and you’ll be entered to get your hands on 8 free slice cards! #IansPizza

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! You know the routine - give this one a retweet and you’ll be entered to win 8 free slice cards! #IansPizza

[Lars @LarsTehGuy]

Ohhhhhh yeah def have that tonsillitis shit...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

No wonder the Bears always miss field goals https://t.co/o52J6DH6Rd

[Priviliged White Male @feelmyfro]

Art. This was incredible.

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

It’s time for #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet our Thanksgiving Slice and you’re entered to win 8 free slice cards! #IansPizza

[Remy @GoRemy]

just to clarify, how will this be delivered?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

“Yup, that’s me, Mason. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“I think we landed” is the most midwestern response ever after a near death experience

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet our fan favorite Thanksgiving Slice and you’ll be entered to win 8 free slice cards! #IansPizza

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

We are all Matthew Judon

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Baker dressed like he's about rob Macaulay Culkin's house with Harry and Marv