Lars Zee

a domesticated cryptid (she/her)

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

I love a gimmick, I love tourist traps and stuff made purely for photographs. I’m super psyched to go to Rainforest Cafe for the first time this summer. I would stay at any decently themed airbnb

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

My 4 year old caught me watching the Golden Globes, saw @realnoahwyleX and immediately got her first celebrity crush. She talks about him all the time now. What do I do

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

I feel like I could get through the day so much better if I just had one new Jock Jams album.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

I am the easiest person in the world to shop for because you can find tacky or incomprehensible or specific t shirts nearly everywhere these days. The hardest part is my size

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Today.

[That Week In SNL @ThatWeekInSNL]

17 years ago. November 1st, 2008. A new character is introduced late into the episode: Stefon, in a rare sketch appearance! He wouldn’t reappear again until April 24, 2010 as an Update correspondent, which is where he would (more or less) stay.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

exactly 🚫👑

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

Sure, I’m drinking smoothies and probably getting enough calories, but I’m so hungry I can’t sleep

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

I have had mouth pain since I got fillings over two weeks ago, to the point where I really haven’t eaten, and I think I’m finally admitting this can’t be normal

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Let’s have a good fucking night

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

My mouth still hurts from my dental work a week ago and I’m starving bc no one will make me any soups or soft foods but me and it turns out being scared and in pain means I want someone else to take care of me a little

[leo @vivilization]

you’re out WHERE??

[Fossil Locator @FossilLocator]

Dinosaur Field Station of NJ is closing and their statues are on fb marketplace

[katie 💫 i’ll never let go, Hacks @andKateWaits]

She’s forever the realest of the real.

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

It just increasingly feels like “taking care of the family” puts me outside the family, where I am firmly not being taken care of

[Lars Zee @LarZee]

I cook for my family because making these meals feels like love to me. But then, when I want to feel taken care of and loved, there’s no one to make a wholesome home cooked meal for me

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

I would like to opt out of the enforced international week of mourning for a fascist YouTuber if that’s at all possible.

[bri 🇺🇸 @bri_anax]

Guys look what I found 😆🏈 🦅

#FlyEaglesFly #eagles #gobirds