Sarah

opinions not mine. bad/bitch

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Is fanny the front or back

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Over caffeinate under deliver

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Fascia so hot rn

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

I have a painfully wrong audience on socials

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

@MacyForrestAmos Flavor or server

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Cannolis don’t do it for me

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Sometimes I send stuff to my brother that i dont really get but i assume he’ll think is funny bc he’s smart

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Coming to terms w knowing I might look like a Lauren

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

The governments gonna kill Jimothy isn’t it

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

You know who was a hindsight high school red flag the boys who said “parents love me” lol

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Don’t send me an audio message you want me to delete i physically have to press the keep

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

@EricRice44 Executive member hours aren’t even worth it

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

There’s gotta be a better grocery store parking lot solution

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

You know the trope to never show the monster in horror movies; that’s how I feel about the humans in wall-e

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Thank her in 2011 for your experience following me

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

I just got served an ad for a movie where Selena Gomez VOICES a main character PASS

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

The harambe kid is 26 now

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

Eh, 55

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

I think the move might be no Botox or fillers but a gentle facelift every 10 years starting at 45

[Sarah @LaSarahh]

What does stupid is as stupid does even mean I’m so stupid 😭