Laser

i hate this app + i also hate speaking so i am only online to like and retweet stupid stuff every once and a while

[Laser @LaserTre]

I didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn't going to make apology tweets after last years thing so I'm just trying to be as short & honest with you.

[gold @golden_aion]

Cracking job lads off to a great start loving the ai work

[Syphrus @iSyphrus]

This is what you get for falling off M Corp

[2Ok6hbGZrc @swooqp]

this is my favorite gif

[Jaylen @AtelierTreispe]

You can tell no real human beings like Kiwami 3 because no one even wants to bother replacing John Ryukyu with Yonashiro

[Laser @LaserTre]

5 hours spent broken by 2 hours of gameplay followed by 2 more hours of character creating I might be fried

[Laser @LaserTre]

After having opened Monster Hunter Wilds for the first time, I have come to realize that the worse time sink is actually the character creation screen

[Laser @LaserTre]

If I am ever playing an RPG, the part I’ll be stuck on for the longest is the name selection screen.

[Jhrino @Jhrinoo]

what just happened

[🍫 @nyatart]

Asked classmate how her weekend was and she said good how about yours

[🍎 @rogotaipu]

remembered Mine is canonically alive and just laughed dude ill never get over how ridiculous it is

[Laser @LaserTre]

I forgot to specify: No more straight in denial. I am genuinely straight 😔

[Laser @LaserTre]

Holy delusion 😭 I missed the shot but that’s alright because I’m straight anyways

[Laser @LaserTre]

i am a guy and i am absolutely without a fraction of a doubt certainly straight (in denial) for sure real and truth

ive been chopping it up with this guy ive liked for a really hot minute and i just found out he liked me too so ive just been in infinite gay panic for a month

[Laser @LaserTre]

Why was a straight man in gay panic?: There are questions that don’t have to be asked.

[minie @servcuntmin]

i’m still so confused how did that person look at this picture of jungkook and thought to make this bullshit???????

[Laser @LaserTre]

the laser-tre #Skate3 #XboxShare

[Laser @LaserTre]

ok, now this is my favorite clip haha #Skate3 #XboxShare

[Laser @LaserTre]

this was an underappreciated gem 😔

[Laser @LaserTre]

@Korribee

[Laser @LaserTre]

I actually haven’t listened to enough North Carolina rock bands to warrant saying this I only have like two under my belt but like… damn

[Laser @LaserTre]

EA skate. thank you for carrying my music taste this north carolina rock shit is insane

[milky ⚙️ 🦭 @timetravelslop2]

heartwarming: the dumbest person you know just managed to emulate their first ever game on pc