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Live in the Moment

[Jaz @Lashaaay_]

Lmao the people creating these abortion laws are so set on bringing these children into the world but we can’t even keep the children that we have now alive when they’re at school.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Cold calling me on Teams is a hate crime.

[‍‍ ‍lu @whimsyfay]

“yOu’Re So CrAzY”

bat shit baby, I tried to tell you.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Funny how debt is totally forgivable when it's tied to a failed business or a hedge fund. But the moment it's for school or a hospital bill suddenly it says something about your character.

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

I want to cry but schedule is tight tight.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

it's barely tuesday & i've already gone through every single human emotion this week

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

the earth showing off again

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[erika @yeeeerika]

noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

[Nezzie ʚଓ @kuromi_bbydoll]

God forbid a girl be both princess and a menace 🙄

[Words @itswords_]

"I'm not tired"

Also me:

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

My job thinks i can have 10 meetings a day and still get work done. Fucking out their mind

[A @cryptdesires]

I'm officially leaving twitter. I spend entirely too much time on here. Take care everyone. I'll be back in 15 minutes.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Microsoft, Teams

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams