Lauren StreepyHansen

Be present. Be selfless. Be active.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

I just unlocked a Talk Bravo To Me Tumbler on Xfinity Rewards! https://t.co/dbvsD8l252

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all of the time

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

I had a suicidal patient brought in against her will. She was suicidal because of financial issues. She asked me if she would get a bill for her forced hospitalization, which is the case. She will likely be billed thousands of dollars. That’s American healthcare for you.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

@AmericanAir good news though!!! You can submit a complaint for or request a voucher, and MAYBE here back in 3-5 biz days… if you’re lucky. 🙃

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

PSA: do NOT fly @AmericanAir unless you want the worst flight experience of your life; including extensive delays, loss of baggage, no type of reimbursement, etc. #trash

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

@lala_kent speaking truths 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

PSA: don’t go through your screenshots 🫠🫠🫠

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

the sleep inertia is real

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

weird world we live in.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

whyyy must i feel things so deeply 🫶🏻

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

subtweeting again just to start a riot.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

how did i get so lucky with my friends???

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

no expectations, no disappointments.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

how do y’all have the energy for it all?

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

apparently there’s more that goes into improving your physique then just *wishing* and *hoping* 🥲

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

life will humble you real quick.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

catching up on @RHOBHFans and loving @erikajayne. period.

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

🎶 just a cheugy girl, living in a cheugy world 🌎😂

[Lauren StreepyHansen @LASHansen]

weighing my options but do i want to spend $120 on @NaturalCycles when i get my bc so easily for free. WHY IS BEING A WOMAN SO HARD???