Allie

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Relationships are harder now because: conversation becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, feeling becomes status messages.

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. You're ratchet

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

High school relationships that end up in marriage. >>>

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Obama a real nigga he gave his WIFE a SHOUTOUT on CNN while some of you guys won't even put your girlfriends in your bio

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

#GirlsLikeItWhenYou Give them their space.. Every girl knows that one annoying guy who's constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Too many baby showers, but not enough weddings.

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Don't sweat it or regret it, just move on and forget it.

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Trust no one who still uses a text signature.. They define Ratchet

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Don't ever be ashamed of who you are, Unless you a hoe.. Then be ashamed..

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

#10ThingsThatGetsOnMyNerves Ratchet people.

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

"SO THIS BITCH." - The start of an amazing story

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

#ThreeWordsOfAdvice Avoid the Ratchets !

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Strict parents create sneaky children

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Polo:$80. Levis:$60. Concords:$180. Snapback:$30. The look on your face when you still don't get any pussy...PRICELESS!

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

If I'm in a bad mood DON'T TOUCH ME. Don't poke me, tickle me, grab me.. Nothing. I will break your arm.

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "No one gives a fuck."

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.

[Allie @Lasheryqr]

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked