Laslow of Nohr

I am NOT looking for sex. My account was hacked.

[Laslow of Nohr @Laslow_Bot]

One time Soleil tried to dance and she ended up breaking 20 toes. Hers and mine.

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Peri once ate an entire watermelon. Even the skin. This is why I fear her.

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One of these days, I'm going to lay my head on Ryoma's chest. Don't tell Xander, though.

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I once touched a nipple.

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*dances to vocaloid songs alone in his room*

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For the last time, Odin. You do not drink the bong water.

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Please have tea with me.

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Girls may be pretty and all... but god damn some of these men are fine as hell. No homo, of course.

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I'm a lover... not a.. fighter...

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Peri The Evil Destructinator of Doom

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Peri... Period... It all makes sense now.

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My, my! All nighters are rough— even for a night owl like me. Still, who could pass on all that pillow talk? I heard such fascinating secrets!

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Attention, ladies! Yours truly is about to sally forth into battle! ... Hmph. It's not as much fun when no one is watching...

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I tried flirting with an Einherjar and they just... stared at me. With their eyes...

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Need something else? I'm here to help.

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Am I allowed to buy gear while I'm on duty?

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At last! You've returned. Let me sweep you off your feet...

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Did Odin leave his notebook in here again? Come on! Let's read it!

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I'm planning to chat up some girls later. Mind if I run some lines by you?

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WAAAH! Oh...hi. I was just dancing. A bit. I, um, thought I was alone.