Detective Dipstick

Detective Dipstick. I wouldn't be able to solve a single case if it wasn't for the amazing psychic that is @MightySpenstar // #RP #MC #Psych #Agent

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

@MightySpenstar You use Guster as your taxi service too.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

@MightySpenstar Taxes are something grown ups do when they have a real job, Spencer. Any idea when that will be for you?

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

@MightySpenstar Guster was relieved not to have to declare you on his taxes.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

@MightySpenstar I did ask Henry, but he didn't see the need.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

If Spencer is watching baby shows, perhaps he can stay out of trouble.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Because you're a petty thief, and I wouldn't put it past you go steal it just to mess with me.

It's not preposterous. It's the truth. Guster could be a full-time functioning citizen, if not for your antics.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Can't forget about something that doesn't exist. You're not psychic, Spencer.

You're a bad influence on Guster.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Have you been hacking my medical records. My blood sugar is rather high, but it's a small price to pay for that bitter, bitter caffeine.

I know never to look at pictures you offer.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

I drink coffee, not blood.

And I don't know what a succubus is, and I don't think I want to know.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

By working hard. And, if I can't sleep, I use that opportunity to do more work.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Gluttony isn't a God, Spencer.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Chocolate chip cookies are for babies. Oatmeal and raisin cookies are superior.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Constantly reminding myself that murder is a crime.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

I am not the grandfather of that criminal girl.

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ 𝔚𝖠𝖸𝖫𝖮𝖭 𝙈⃨𝙊⃨𝙍⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @moralitergriseo]

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @LassiterHD @OFWELSHISMS
Spouse: @immortaIem
Children: @UnknownAndYoung @UndyingWounds

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[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

@CuteInASuit @MightySpenstar // There's a difference between peace and lacking purpose. Without Shawn, life lacks a certain something.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

I'm the best at recognising criminals and frauds, Spencer. #You

[Shawn Spencer @Psyche_Spencer]

Or how to solve a crime. Is that right? @MagicHeadGus @sbpdblondie

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

I /still/ haven't learned how to change my profile pic.

[Detective Dipstick @LassiterHD]

Hoping to finally catch up on some paperwork, now that Shawn's shenanigans seem to have settled down. That boy is a menace.