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Trust is a necessity, but still not an option. #CookieNympho

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When it's been a while, and you forgor how this works...

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Request from dorm mates: Peas don't do this anymore.

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Cause of fire: burnt peas on stove in basement kitchen

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Live tweet from the scene: Anna Smith has evacuated due to the fire alarm sounding.

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I've been so scatter-brained lately.

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Why?

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Then again, I feel like I should make everybody food to apologize.

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I'm never cooking again

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I'm a horrible person

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I made lasagna again, and didn't forget the special ingredient.

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Tomorrow's gonna be shit

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I haven't been outside in 4 days

[Headache B @HeadacheB_]

Once again I haven't seen any good #SuperbowlCommercials 📺😠👎

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Having to wait until the end of the commercial to know what it's getting at.. #SuperBowlCommercials

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@_OGShvbaa @ChrisJungKNE @HPTHeathens @ClownZone_CCHS @JusticeFycn where was this?

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“@LadeirdreM: I wish we would get some snow” Take ours ugh 😤❄🙅

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“@CertifiedDJTisa: Who Even Picks The Performers For Halftime ?” Right

[Brenaé @Breeenaeee_14]

I don't care what females do most the time but when you fuck with my bestfriend the wrong mf'n way then we got a damn problem