Last Hallmark on Earth👯‍♀️

We work at The Last Hallmark on 🌍 big things in the works. you don’t even know. possibly someday you will. the future is approaching quickly. lava everywhere.

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I feel tortured

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Is Elsa a lesbian?

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God is the person on public transit with their meta glasses recording you

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Jaws was the first gay movie

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The infinite opinions of others is unnecessary

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Me when I want someone to jump, but I’ve been cursed by a witch to end every word with uh : Dua Lipa
(Do uh leap uh)

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What happens when the non-binary tea is not valid?

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Do you think letters and numbers are friends?

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Bbq Pringles seasoning #bottled

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We need a bad bitch senator

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Remake me with CGI

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Real housewives is whatever happened to baby Jane

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Andy Cohen is demonic

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What drag race fans don’t know is that @myki_meeks dressed as Lord Farquaad one time and I’ve been having irrational nightmares ever since

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If you’re out there recording people with your meta glasses you need to burn

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Fast and furious is so Italian-American

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That one was for the survivor fans

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At a very Sophie Clarke place in my life

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The urge to touch everything and then rub my eyes

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Everything bagel implies the existence of a nothing bagel

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I wish I could be everybody else