Lastik

[𓇢𓆸ӄօӄօ @cocodrilosad]

Perdón pero odio esa camiseta amarilla y esa estúpida barba 😭
Su versión de la matrix es mucho mas atractiva.

[shostar 💫 @rickortydadson]

THEYRE HERE IN FRONT OF MY FACE I CANT BELIEVE IT

[Norm Alman 👍🚀 @TheGooGooper]

“Y’know Rick, I was gonna make a joke about upgrading you to ‘Dead Grandson Guy,’ but he was never really yours to begin with, was he?”

[Yuri • 🧁🪽 bottom prime truther @uiui_q1]

When someone says c137cest instead of rickorty:

[☕️ drift ☕️ @caniacdrift]

please don’t be a heated rivalry episode
please don’t be a heated rivalry episode
please don’t be a heated rivalry episode

[🖤 @naevity]

funny how so many "cis" lesbian accounts that try to make it seem like lesbians support and would date troons turn out to be troons themselves

[strudel @strudystrims]

what its like to be a constant pervert

[☢️ IrradiatedCarrot 🥕 @doobietoilet1]

"They put [insert male character] in a Maid outfit"

[ricks husband #857 @belcheg0r]

"what are you in for?"
"... Rick and morty porn"

[HAHARS @HAHARS699669]

Helluva boss imp

[seif (bendy remix) @safelink_333]

his little 'kyle..?' kill me now omg

[˖♱. ݁ 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 🫀 @killingalice13]

the way Mr. Manson outmogs fraudglas even when he's crying I'm ctfu

[CrazySHTUFF ✝️ @Sunny_Deeznutz]

Wow it’s almost like if you’re biologically a woman and have periods you’re gonna bleed through a flimsy layer of cotton without any other protection.

[julia @swampful]

how it feels to have a birthday

[Max @maxxxxipaddd69]

how did they manage to make a toxic mother and son relationship so cute

[ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪʀɢᴏᴇss :-)🌊 @iblamewolfy]

The obsession to be called lesbian is crazy we are not p0rn category

[Jorts @J8rts]

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy.

[angel 🍰ྀི | kyman princess 🦝🦊 @strwb3rrydr3amz]

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