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I'm Bud, and I'm living the dream

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@SouthwestAir wins. Bc in the case of @AmericanAir I get more accurate information from free 3rd party services for (@flightradar24 and @Flighty) than from the actual airline I'm flying. That's just sad.

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Equally infuriating, or is one worse? @SouthwestAir nonstop flight status updates in 10 minute increments for delays? -or- @AmericanAir lack of ANY status updates, including arriving at gate "1 minute until boarding" with the incoming plane on final approach (still in the air)

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@AmericanAir doesn't care to be transparent. They know the departure will be measurably delayed - no gate agent present with the boarding clock at 0 minutes. They *could* tell you the flight is already delayed... but they don't. That's just bad customer service.

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@SouthwestAir @AmericanAir imho @SouthwestAir notifications are a bit overkill, but appreciated (and necessary bc their network averages about 25 minutes late on all departurs I've had this year).

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@CLTAirport Consistently the worst airport experience.

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The joy of flying…. Had to deplane our plane, problem… now the back log… Oh concourse C @CLTAirport

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This platform is irrelevant now. Time to go 👋👋

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It's beginning to look like They are starting a population thinning program... but to what end?

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... that's directly from the 'Religious Right Up Satan's Ass'

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As Jesus said in Musk 1, Chapter 47: "Suck a dick, poor and oppressed! Learn thy place and suckle thine teat of the Almighty Lord Trump!"

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Literally... the amount of fuel wasted by planes diverting around poopy-pants-in-chief's golfing flight restrictions could probably fund ALL of the subsides to Herr Musk's sheisty government contracts.

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The Great Distraction.

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Catch a bubble, friend! This holiday isn't for you! No. You're fucking shill of a human. This holiday is for Presidents serving their constituents and trying to better humanity. You're just a fucking joke.

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Or once your Pampers are changed, grab some Chick-fil-A! It might feel like a Sunday, but it's actually Presidents Day Monday!

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Like... hey dude. Sometimes you get foul oysters (unfortunately not foul enough). Alpha up (or whatever your Rogain podcast bros say)!

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BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING NEWS: Trump shits himself on a Mar-A-Largo golf course and delays flights thru Jacksonville ATC airspace until Elon agrees to wipe "hims poopy cheekys"

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BREAKING BREAKING NEWS: Whitehouse intervenes to re-staff critical National Security executives at Faygo, but cannot find contact information.

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BREAKING NEWS: 14 Faygo executive staff layed off by DOGE.

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(((y'all know how I love to shit on overzealous "breaking news" tweets 🤣)))

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump and DOGE set to headline this year's Gathering of the Juggalos! Tickets running low! https://t.co/lB9Ghv9WnS