Mark L. Mattison

Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. -Kettering's Law

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Was he unable to look at pictures or read.

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

Nathan Fielder is Borat for people who are lactose intolerant

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

gm

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Holy shit

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Mark L. Mattison @LastMouseLeft]

@AmericanHussy How many finger puppets is too many finger puppets?!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

One time I was falling asleep watching a PBS Nova about sword making, and then this happened, and I had to get up, put on my glasses, and replay it 12 times.

[Mark L. Mattison @LastMouseLeft]

@AmericanHussy My day has come.

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@NoContextBrits Vault 108.

[Mark L. Mattison @LastMouseLeft]

@VaushV @JasonSCampbell @mmfa If he’s going for “Ted Cruz-sexy” he’s nailing it tho

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@NateMJensen “Thanks in advance,

-x”

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@skatie420 We were so close this time.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

White people freaking out over Lizzo playing a slaver’s flute is my favorite Twitter right now.

[Mark L. Mattison @LastMouseLeft]

@PitbullRedhat That guy sure seems to want to sex the president…

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Mark my words, I will be a @nytimes Best Selling Author one day. Speaking it into existence.

[Sierra Fox @thesierrafox]

“HISTORY IS FREAKIN’ COOL” -@lizzo! Of course - it’s the nation’s capital so @SecretService & @CapitolPolice joined her on stage. Why? Because she is the FIRST ever to play President James Madison’s 1813 crystal flute courtesy of @librarycongress. Super amazing to witness!

[Mark L. Mattison @LastMouseLeft]

@MamaPapaSmurf @thesierrafox @lizzo @SecretService @CapitolPolice @librarycongress Fuck you.

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@DiamondandSilk Including not taking your calls anymore.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I hope my friends don’t find out I own a jacket.

-Middle Schoolers

[Mark L. Mattison @LastMouseLeft]

@drmistercody “IT-SA MOON!!!”