Bing Last Night

5'2" 270 pound proud soyboy, Honorary GED and tax enthusiast.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

@Noahpinion If housing didn't go up (or at least as much), couldn't one use the savings to invest in stocks to build wealth? Would it even be fair to say that housing crowds out other forms of more productive investment?

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

every time trump starts a war in another country, it is a good time to be an asthmatic arthritic about to age out of the draft

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

I only log onto to twitter to read what my old boss tweets, nothing else matters.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

it's ironic that trump allegedly won because of higher prices and it'll also be the likely cause of his downfall.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

If he fires JPOW I will make enough money on my inverse SPY ETF to buy some boxing gloves with the capital gains.

I will also never find a job.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

for the 4th year in a row my new years resolution is to squat 4 plates

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

Next yearI will be celebrating festivus and I WILL be training for feats of strength.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

I just bought a netflix subscription because my living room was too cold to watch stuff from the TV where everyone's streaming services are signed in.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

saving rust cohle's apartment as inspo

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

wearing a $600 fit to play minecraft

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

me when my girlfriend's landlord is trying to keep her deposit illegally and cites an non-enforceable clause in the lease.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

my Italian coworker and i have the same birthday so I'm gonna buy him a 40 as a welcome to nyc present

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

i should buy my italian coworker a handgun for his birthday

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

going to ask my italian coworker to invite me to his wedding, he's not engaged or anything. i just really wanna go to an italian wedding.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

if i had to wash my laundry using my arthritic hands id just end myself right there

[Aashis Joshi @aashisjo]

Washing clothes by hand is also tiring work if you have a load, but it’s still physical activity & exercise. We spend time in the gym & running outside to keep fit; would it be so bad to devote some of that time & energy to washing clothes by hand?

5/

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

He looks sort of like roger deakins/robert redford lol

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Photo of Trump’s assassination attempt suspect, Ryan Wesley Routh.

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

watching minecraft videos to avoid my (linear) algebra hw is a very funny thing to be doing at nearly 24

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

least racist republican

[Sam Stein @samstein]

JD Vance acknowledges the cat and dog stories are urban legends and then rationalizes it (via CNN): “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

i just know josh brolin has the proportions to squat