Late Night Donald

Official Twitter profile for the host of The @PresidentShow. Make Night Late Again!

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

Turn on all the lights and lock your doors. This November, nothing is scarier than “The Electioning.”

Get informed at https://t.co/WaqsYL9WtG

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

Oh boy, oh boy! A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump starts right now on @ComedyCentral!!

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

I’m a big tough guy!!!!

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

Badass, Mr. President! A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump premieres October 22 at 11/10c.

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

The Fake News with a real scoop!

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

When he’s capitalizing the word “Country.”

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

My happy place: on a television set, next to my hot daughter, and laughing at my awful son.

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

The year is 2030. Where is @LateNightDonald? Find out when A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump premieres October 22 at 11/10c.

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

America, behold your president in all his glory. A President Show Documentary: The Fall of Donald Trump premieres October 22.

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

Future image from the year 2024. My hair still looks great!

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

NFL players must stand at all times! Remove all benches stools and knees from sideline!

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

My FAVORITE hated sycophant, Lyin’ Ted, is in a tough race, and I am proud to rub it in his awful face that I’m bailing him out.

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

Don’t worry, @tedcruz – the president's here with the only endorsement you need.

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

I have everyone in my administration sign NDAs, and they are very binding. Tighter than a hug from Mike Pence. Cool it, Mike! Too tight!

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

So sad to see Nikki Haley go. But so excited to name some maniac to take her place. I mean a real saves-his-pee kind of whack job!

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

People love to drive around this country and look at the fall foliage. You’re looking at dead leaves, folks. I like leaves that aren’t dead.

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

Maybe if teachers didn’t spend all of their money on things like markers and chalk they wouldn’t have to beg for more money. So greedy!! #WorldTeachersDay

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

I've said all along my father gave me a very small $1 million loan...the other $60 million I STOLE from the IRS! Get it right @NYTimes

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

What should I text everyone today? #PresidentialAlert

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

I misspoke when I said @ceciliavega is “never thinking.” Clearly, I meant to say she’s never boofing.

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

I'm back! Mike switched the password on me but Mother6969 was too damn easy. https://t.co/AKyJDl3FNN

[Late Night Donald @LateNightDonald]

Most people day dream, but I day nightmare! https://t.co/a9JWEkMZsf

[The President Show @PresidentShow]

Watch as The President is visited by the specter of Special Counsel Robert Mueller (played by Griffin Dunne)!