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This is where I post my bad tweets. All of these tweets are bad. Don't say I didn't warn you

My opinions are those of your employer

(main: @luispedrocoelho)

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

Yes, it has been one year since I went on a work trip to Canberra where I went from airport to conference room to airport and took a picture of a receipt for reimbursement

Those were the days....

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@knockoffkripke @AliceFromQueens The "I'm not a radical, just a normal person from the past" meme applies on the left as well

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

Shanghai is a great city to live in, but it is very hard to explain to people how to take advantage of all its fractal weirdness as tourists

Having been away for a while, I'm not sure I even know how to do it myself

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The truly overrated megacity is Shanghai, but you can't say that without a million angry Chinamaxxers jumping down your throat

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@pietergaricano Good news, we are promoting you! Your salary is now ��180,001

Also, and this is completely unrelated: your manager wants to meet with you and an HR representative Friday afternoon

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@notheotherkaty Quite the contrary, this seems like the exact situation to call violence workers into

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@AlexGodofsky Yeah, I got it

I was also not talking about Ukraine

[discocat @disco___cat]

A big reason the under 16 social media ban is so popular with adults is down to projection.

[discocat @disco___cat]

Won’t someone think of the boomers! https://t.co/yP2wu6zqCI

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@Captain_C2 @alisha_hg Last night, we realized we were out of milk at 8.53pm

The grocery store closes at 9pm

Obviously we went and got milk for breakfast because it takes 5 minutes to get it, not 5 hours

[discocat @disco___cat]

A miracle soft drink

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Whenever I find a workplace/company that does not offer unlimited free coffee I am always suspicious. Bearish signal.

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@disco___cat Here's a critique of brunch

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@disco___cat Disagree, this is quintessential slop and AI is very very good at slop

Here's chatGPT take when asked for an argument that ultrasounds are unethical from a social justice feminist perspective

[Sneedle @SRamirez68083]

They should erect a monument to the patriots who unanimously voted yes despite being subjected to six hours of what I can only assume was the most anthracite coal nonsense.

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

Your regular reminder that the EU is still buying Russian gas

[Giovanni Staunovo🛢 @staunovo]

Equinor CEO says EU unlikely to increase Russian gas imports https://t.co/20PWr0YUBz

[Overeducated Gibbon @MostlyMonkey]

A navy, you see, is more than just the boats that are in it. Iran may no longer have any boats, but it has something far more powerful: the concept of a navy. You may sink the boats, but you cannot sink the idea that one day there might be more boats.

[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

I'm just wunthering height's everyone doing tonight?

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

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[Almost done thinking with low effort @LateNightLuis]

@AlexGodofsky Meaningless, some people will take risks=solo climbing and others will take risks=ask someone else a question