Rob the Covfefe

Twitter isn't real life.
All retweets mean I endorse everything that person has ever said from the beginning of time.
All memes I tweet were stolen

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Elon bought twitter?

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@omgsidewalks

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@CalebGoatQB1 Stay away from the pizza, it's substandard

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@maddenifico

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@Heccles94

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@commons96055467

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@BladeoftheS COME ON PEOPLE.
RIOTS SHOULD BE ORGANIZED, LOGICAL, AND CONSISTENT.

Ain the future, please riot in an orderly manner.

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@1scottishbanter Just bring a subtitle machine with you.
It's the only way I've been able to enjoy Still Game for years.

[Sarah Salviander @sarahsalviander]

It's a good news kinda day, y'all. First: My recent PET scan showed zilch. I'm officially cancer free (again) after progressing to stage 4. It's extremely weird how this all happened, and honestly it feels a bit like it's in the miracle realm. I'll write a more detailed post in the future, including receipts for anyone who's skeptical, but for now I'll just say thank you, Jesus.

Second: My book appears to be available for pre-sale on Amazon. Those of you who like to hop on things immediately can pre-order, but I'm going to save the big marketing push for October (it comes out early November). I'm really excited for this one, y'all.

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@carbo_al No matter how bad Platner is, I will not like Collins. RINOs need to go

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@WesternLensman

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@TRothell62855 @WhiteHouse

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@itzRex It was held at the democrat national headquarters?

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@Newsweek

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@EricLDaugh

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@OGPoutyMcgee @3YearLetterman @TommyPCGarrett No, we are not, but if those Welsh die off....

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Michael Dougherty let a man go free who admitted to possessing child p**n and brought dildos to have s*x with a 13-year-old

He’s running for Colorado Attorney General.

The election is in two weeks.

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@BreitbartNews Is 'star' German for leader?

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@joshdcaplan Or the second
Or the third
Or the fourth
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@Nicksdankmemes3 I too like the idea of exploiting child labor.

Kidding, these kids are learning multiple skills that will translate to a successful life.

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@MikeBales How many times do you delete the text because you realize the person you are mocking is going to want to come back and it's just not worth it to get into a conversation, regardless of who's right.