Latter Day Twaint

I do what I gotta do to get through life.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

I want to fuck to Golden Hour from start to finish.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

@its_gaydad Fold joo

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

I want to fuck to Golden Hour from start to finish.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

@E_FillingaHole Dick.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

A friend in a group text showed up late to the chat with, “Guys, I’m on Jeffery R Holland deathwatch right now.”

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

@E_FillingaHole @hotdranks We love YOU

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

Pussy is pretty good.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

I like dicks.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

I fucked a lot in the last decade.

[Ashley Wilkinson @cedarpocket]

I started a podcast in 2018 with one of my best friends of 25 years (that’s him on the right). This year, it took off and we’re making new friends (on the left) all over the world. It’s, like, nuts.

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

🎵What is your love language baby?

IS IT BOOOOOBS?🎵

@hotdranks @LatterDayTwaint

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

Anita-break from you bullshit, Mama Twaint.

@LatterDayTwaint @hotdranks

#Season2Episode14

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

I’m in lust with @LatterDayTwaint.
She is fucking hawt.

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

“My Catholic hurts”
We need to hang.

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

@hotdranks @LatterDayTwaint @sadbutwithcats Mind masturbation sessions? Because I don’t know if you’ve been reading my tweets but...

IVE HAD TO RESORT TO PORN LATELY.

Which I know is ok because our lord and savior @CJaneKendrick told me so but...

my catholic hurts...

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

The married guy I’m doing just emailed a therapist that I recommended. So today’s a good day.

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

I actually prefer husbands over single men.
~@LatterDayTwaint

@hotdranks

SAAAAAAMEEEE

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

I think if I were to give myself a Hot Dranks name it would be Sister Squirting Whore-with-a-Heart-of-Gold....

Obviously Sister Squirt for short.

Obviously.

@hotdranks @LatterDayTwaint

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

You know what’s awesome? Fucking @LatterDayTwaint sloppy drunk English to Australian and back again accent...

#Season2Episode10

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

I think I would jizz if I heard you read one of my poems...@LatterDayTwaint

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

@E_FillingaHole AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! But could you lie down and have an orgasm with your mind for this??

[Latter Day Twaint @LatterDayTwaint]

The married guy I’m in love with told me he needs to “try life without” me for a while. So for self-care, I blocked him everywhere and put up my Christmas tree.

[E_is for Everlong @E_FillingaHole]

Ribs and Girl Jizz.

Sunday night in America.