idk why people act like johnny cucked doom when the truth is so much funnier. doom lowkey faking a whole wedding with his friendzoned employee to have an excuse to make reed his best man and come to his wedding that he conveniently threw on reed and sue’s anniversary
All this Scott Summers talk reminded me of the most powerful rizz I’ve ever seen: the Cyclops at Universal Orlando, canary yellow briefs and everything, running the absolute TABLES with a couple grad students at a closed park event in 2006