Cole Lauck

this account has no affiliation with cole lauck. please like and respect him though. . . Always be Humble

[Cole Lauck @Lauckc]

Sleep over everything

[Cole Lauck @Lauckc]

@RedsDaily4 I’d focus more on reds dropping 3 of 4 pal

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

In honor of Giannis joining the Heat:

Here’s 43 seconds of Frank the Tank trying to pronounce his name

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

You can now use Apple Intelligence to describe a Shortcut, and it will build it 👏

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Maybe we have more in common than I thought @bss1234561 The problem is both sides are insane. One second the Dems are endorsing Nazis and the next second crying about this insult. Nobody has the moral high ground anymore.

[Cole Lauck @Lauckc]

@KFCBarstool Nope, people still hate knicks and their fans much more than Wemby. Whiniest winners ever, insufferable

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jimmy Butler watching KAT get a ring

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Jacob Misiorowski of the @Brewers is the only MLB pitcher in the modern era to throw a shutout where he:

struck out 15 or more
allowed only 1 hit (or none)
faced the minimum number of batters

[MLB @MLB]

15 STRIKEOUTS!

Jacob Misiorowski has the most Ks by any pitcher in a game this season 🤯

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Jacob Misiorowski is the greatest pitcher on the planet right now.

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

They just let him bring his dog everywhere?

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Potentially the most important news of the last 30 yrs

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

He wanted to keep his streak of 8+ strikeouts going. 😂

That's now 9 games in a row Jacob Misiorowski has struck out 8+ batters and it's the longest such streak in the big leagues in over 3 years.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The 50 Fastest Pitches Thrown By A Starting MLB Pitcher In All Of Recorded History

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Gravity Bong in the tub

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

RIP Kyle Busch