Colin Lauder

Making life real...

[MAKE HER WET 💦 @ShewillbeWet]

If a woman is doing this with you,

It means she is Horny:

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

Despite 18 wickets falling on Day 1 in Mackay, Mitchell Starc believes it was a 'very good' pitch

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@Sonjamclaughlan Incredible. How all the anthems should be performed...

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

There’s always a tweet. https://t.co/VdA1UdkLim

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@barrabest @springsteen Oops...

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

When Tavon Austin played dead in the middle of a game 😂💀

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A Russian artist and musician who swapped price tags in a St Petersburg supermarket with anti-war messages criticising Russia's actions in Ukraine has been sentenced to seven years in a penal colony.

🔗 Read more https://t.co/txQg5Sluin

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@nicolalauder '...closing in..'..get it right!!

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@aDatingDad ..and don't park your 4x4 anywhere near the school gates!

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@chris_sutton73 Harsh, very harsh..

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@talkSPORT Jonathan W...

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@RobbieDennison4 @FuturesSupport Good to hear you haven't lost your Gilford accent..hope you're well R.

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@PMcCrum Ha..I'd pay to see that !!

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

Come on @DublinAirport absolutely shameful..1 week later still no sign of my daughters baggage. Get the finger out and find this bag..she gets married in 5 days. Service is a joke. Never again.

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@GordonCGough Something that we need to drive hard and immerse within our young people..and within our education system!

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@darwin_murray @BBCMOTD Shocker...

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@PMcCrum Come on big lad...spill the beans

[Colin Lauder @LauderColin1]

@GordonCGough Shameful Mr Gough...!!

[Katie & Grumeti ❤️ @KatieAndGrumeti]

Happy Mean Girls day

[Tommy Maguire @RationalPanic]

The big take away from the census is that 38% put the toaster away in the cupboard, 42% leave it on the counter, 19% don’t own a toaster, and the rest are gluten intolerant.

#NICensus