“Ladies and gentlemen, thank for flying Southwest Airlines to Kansas City. This flight has over 100 open seats… but once you get onboard, you cannot change your seat.”
The new @SouthwestAir, ladies and gentlemen.
I like to think that if @JanellePierzina was on this season, she would have shook that hand and got Britney Spears’s ex husband up and outta that castle. #Traitors
The year is 2025. You have tickets to the new Lady Gaga Ball. The fog clears, the lights shine on the stage, and she opens with her hit song “Disease.” She follows it it up with “The Cure.” You are BLESSED, mama!!!