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In college time is measured in dog years #spreadit

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Feet are like hands but just sad #spreadit

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When you’re banned from the bachelor viewing party 😤#smh

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“No cap” has begun to occupy 90% of my conversational language. #NoCap #ZeroCapacity #NonChapeau

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@jonnycash42069 Got some in my room ;)

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Easy to remember hard to identify. When everyone’s named Anna. -Leila

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People sleep on chicken patties for real tho

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What’s the difference between maple syrup and breakfast sauce? 🤔🤔🤔

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The only thing I need from a career is a big shower. Constant food and a big shower. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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If you can read this, you’ve helped me reach 10 followers. Thank you!

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My mom just texted me and reminded me that in preschool I used to sneak marshmallows from my house and pass them out under the water table #youngplug

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Bagels are grown up donuts. Change my mind. #LateNightThoughts

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RIP #restinpepperoni

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Do you ever feel the urge to exercise the muscle under your lip? #latenightLIBthoughts

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@kembasarmy Too bad they’re not!!!!!! RAWRRRRRRRR

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@jonnycash42069 YES THEY ARE

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Whats do the panthers and a vacuum have in common? They both #suck 🚫🧢

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YOU CAN REFER MY REEE ANYDAY

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Schmooooooood