Funny Tweets

Entertaining tweets for my followers, daily. Hope you like them.

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Self Sustaining Aquarium Garden

Check it out:
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Home: The place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

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Falling asleep > falling in love

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Why are iPhone Chargers not called Apple Juice?

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I love the freedom of being home alone.

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You know what really turns me on? Unprotected... Wi-Fi.

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Shower = 2% Wash Body 3% Wash Hair 95% Contemplate Life.

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It's funny how you can do nice things for people and they never notice it. But once you make one mistake, they'll always remember it.

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That relationship where you can talk all the way from good morning to goodnight and never get bored of each other

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Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: I'm not even physically active.

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Having a dirty mind makes life a lot more fun :p

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Some songs wake up my inner stripper.

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Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski.

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Sorry, but I don't need any part time people in my life. You're either with me or you're not. You can't just come and go as you please.

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I'm a smart person, I just do stupid things

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When someone tells me to stop laughing... B*tch please.. I'll stop laughing when it stops being funny.

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I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But I like it that way.

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That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream.

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I'm like an iPhone. I lose energy without doing anything.

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When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests