CCllr Damien Enticott, suspended by the Labour Party, claims his FB site was hacked when it showed the recent "Talmuds need executing" post. OK but to be honest I think Damien should've been thinking about changing his password and security settings for quite some time.
Walking towards daughter down our road. Didn’t recognise her from distance (still thinks she’s 5 not 17). She waved as soon as she saw me. I asked how she knew me from so far away - ‘Little fat man in sunglasses? Of course it’s you.’ This is why twitter abuse can’t hurt me...
Whenever I do a tweet about comedy & offence, someone always assumes its about a particular thing they've just read about somewhere. It's not. It's timeless and universal. Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. This works any day of the year. Particularly Easter.
Welcome to Writing For @NewsjackBBC week! Five days of handy tips to help you decide if you think you'd like to work the show.
Day 1 Are you SURE you want to? We explain the obstacles, but if you still want to go ahead, start looking for stories https://t.co/eniiRG4B11
Justin Bieber's fans are called 'Beliebers’
Benedict Cumberbatch's fans are called 'Cumberbitches’
Somebody just asked me what I call my fans. I said 'Ian and Maureen'
@Southend0nSea Next week sees our final shows of the summer. The best comedy improv outside London! 18th, 20th, 21st and 22nd July, Sands, Southend 7:30pm, just £4. @LaughterAcademy You lucky people!
The first week of our improv showcases have been a triumph! Come and see us on 18th, 20, 21st and 22nd for our final week. Sands, Southend seafront. Come and have a good old laugh!