Greg Noonan

Chronically Dehydrated — YIMBY —eco-socialism — He/Him

[Greg Noonan @laughterwithanS]

Somehow, the Free Brittany movement holds the keys to solving climate change

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@SquarespaceHelp just letting you know your support chat hung up on me after repeatedly insisting that I was lying about the problem I had

"Award winning customer support" lmao

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Starburst is corporate taffy. Get some real shit. Respect yourself.

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I love that Elon Musk is a stupid asshole and there’s no longer any way that anyone can reasonably deny that.

[Greg Noonan @laughterwithanS]

If you put down some chips and salsa in front of me, I’m not stopping until the salt is licked out of the bag.

On god.

[Greg Noonan @laughterwithanS]

My account got banned, probably because of openly calling for violence against politicians.

Here’s the last take I’m going to make for a very, very long time.

The biggest problem, period, is that people are cowards. They’re scared of everything and that’s simply not good enough

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The bottom line is that the senators and the supreme court and the billionaires feel safe.

They aren’t hungry, they aren’t scared.

As soon as that changes - so will everything else.

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Like people who are anti density make 0 sense to me - a guy who makes a living teaching homesteading and grew up farming.

If you’re not actively homesteading - what is your stupid little yard for?

Is that 100sqft of grass worth a 60min commute?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

We need to build a lot more housing in our cities | Commentary https://t.co/QwadM4wfYe

[Greg Noonan @laughterwithanS]

@bellachu10 @ArmandDoma But a 30 minute drive takes you 30 miles and a 30 minute walk takes you like 2-3 at most

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@LukeKiddle @isthatclever @kady_ruth Yeah but the yeet got it boy. Like, I remember my boy, taz, FROM WAY BACK, he got the guap, I’m like, “DAMN MAN”

[Greg Noonan @laughterwithanS]

I believe that the main joke in Atlanta is that it’s all literally just stuff that Donald Glover thinks is hilarious

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Another thing people don’t understand about Boy Scouts is that it’s literally a military training program for children.

I was trained to shoot a rifle, navigate land, so first aid, and I got a rank from it when I enlisted

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Imagine what Michael Crichton would have thought about Elon Musk

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@MotoroEbooks Try as a I might i can’t think of a single connection here

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@itz_keegs @thebsktcase Adam Ruins Everything but that got cancelled in a corporate merger

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@Sailor_Mairi Big if true

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

In school we were taught that socialism is evil because they had a famine once.

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@dangitleslie I’m so excited.

Like movies like this will never exist in a post 9/11 world

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Batman & Robin from Joel Schumacher is absolutely wild.

Jim Carey gives the most unhinged performance of his career and is basically a campy Drag Queen

Tommy Lee Jones gives the performance Heath Ledger will win an Oscar for as the joker.