Launce Rake

Public Communications specialist.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

@TheRickWilson As contrasted with the smooth, predictable course he's been on thus far.

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@krassenstein It doesn't count if it's a Republican! It's in the Bible Constitution of Independence.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

And a very poor c- rating from the BBB.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

You'd think that I'm old enough to avoid old scams, but I fell for one. https://t.co/wIeA0OpHyT teased a $1 "one time" fee. Website claimed an active lien against me. No deets. There is no active lien, just a tease. Now I'm charged $155+ for a one-year subscription I don't need.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

It's amazing that they've been sued by the federal government for these scam tactics before - and lost. @mylifecom
https://t.co/4oRFxst6XF

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@StephenKing OK boomer.
JK! I love maps and used them for many of my six decades. But I have a sibling of similar who not only cannot read maps, but doesn't know east from west.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

@tribelaw If Mr. Trump THINKS it's a law, it becomes a law. Signed and passed.

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@ChrisCillizza "It is inconceivable to think cocaine could sit for a 72-hour period…" At least not around Fox News employees, anyway.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

@SteveYeagerNV Well, maybe it's the politicians, or maybe it's the people, but just to be sure, Michael McDonald is going to submit his own slate of electors to the Electoral College, mmkay?

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@PatinkinMandy BWAHAHA!

[Launce Rake @Launce]

@davidstrow @hulu @hulu_support The struggle is real. Good thing I have Paramount! I got it for the Star Trek but it has all the CBS programming as well, so when the game got screwy on Hulu I just went over there!

[Launce Rake @Launce]

@Drabula Holy crap, that was a long time ago! I'm trying to remember where I was when this photo was snapped!!!

[Launce Rake @Launce]

Correction: I'm in Facebook jail for calling the (fictional) person who decided to put print news online for free 30 years ago an as*hole. I mean, can you bully a nonexistent person?

[The Hill @thehill]

Group of doctors contract COVID-19 following Florida anti-vaccine summit https://t.co/1N5oxUL3wh

[Launce Rake @Launce]

@mfuehrme @AmerIndependent @CahnEmily @jeisrael Yeah, but it's worth it if'n they get to own the libs.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Today, President Biden will announce that the U.S. is donating an additional 500 million Pfizer COVID-19 vaccines to low- and lower-middle income countries around the world, bringing the U.S. total global donation to over 1.1 billion doses.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

More to come. I hope the rest of the world will also step up to the challenge.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

The U.S. has already shipped 160 million of these doses to 100 countries – more than every other nation combined has delivered. For every one shot we’ve put in an American arm to date, we are now donating three shots globally.

[Launce Rake @Launce]

Happy birthday, @StephenKing ! You've outlasted most of your critics!

[Launce Rake @Launce]

Worst mashup ever: Bon Ivermectin. @boniver

[Launce Rake @Launce]

In related news, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's pro-Covid-19 policies appear to be working.

[Bloomberg Politics @bpolitics]

French President Emmanuel Macron's anti-Covid-19 policies appear to be working https://t.co/dwogTQVLnL