Laura

[Laura @Laura22594338]

THREE. WINS. AWAY.
LETS DO IT FOR HYMS @ZachHyman
💙🧡💙🧡

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Yea sure show me the photo of your dog on your phone. Yes please scroll through 4 years of very private and personal photos and tilt the phone towards me as you look for the photo we discussed. Yes please weirdly make me feel invasive for something you are forcing upon me. Thanks

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@MeghanMcCain Ma'am. You wanna be the pot or the kettle?

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Jameis Winston on people saying "The Jameis Winston Experience"

"My take on the Jameis Winston experience is that I am called to be the light of the world and salt of Earth. .. That is the Jameis Winston Experience I intend to give."

(📽️ @SNYGiants)

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@sarahbarshop @minakimes Sean Payton was told the same thing in 2019. In the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. Get fucked, @RamsNFL fans.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@danorlovsky7 Yeah. I know the feeling.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@AndrewWhitworth @stanverrett Hardly. This was a meaningless regular season game, not the NFC championship.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@Ryan_Kostecka Literally he can fuck right off.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@MLFootball @RamsHowse @RamblinFan @lexiosborne @bturner23 @KennyKing_Jr @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 Don't even talk.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@NFLonCBS @BMac_SportsTalk It's called karma.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@DMAC_LA I love karma.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@awfulannouncing With no due respect Terrr McAulay, get fucked.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@barstoolsports Karma is so real and so lovely. #FuckSeanMcVay

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@jamesfordblog @barstoolsports Don't want to hear that shit.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@tswifterastour How are you so ahead?

[Laura @Laura22594338]

Hey @EdmontonOilers @NHL @cmcdavid97 meet Davo! He can't wait for the season opener Tuesday! #LetsGoOilers #StanleyCup

[jonbandit @OldManLefty1]

The one vegetable that hasn't been recalled..

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@hannahgriff You need help.

[Laura @Laura22594338]

@LibertyDankmeme @LAGovJeffLandry He's a moron with little man syndrome. Thought if he kissed enough ass Trump would have a cabinet position for him except he's worthless and that never came to be. Certified loser.

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

I need Noah Kahan to make a song about the end of each month so I can know what to expect.