Laura Carter

Mummy of 3 👶 Wedding 03/08/15 💒👰‍♀️🤵 Dance instructor 💃 Rugby lover 🏉

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins Thank you love, trying to cope with it all right now! Pop down and have a glass of gin with me when you’re free!

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

A word of advice, don’t EVER marry cheating, man whores. They NEVER change. They see one yummy mummy in Pilates leggings and they can’t help themselves!

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins Not a good role model for my daughters. I was disgraced. Had to take Mark away from it all

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins That’s great sue! Had to get josh to help me set up my Twitter account haha!! #kidshelpingmummys 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Can the person who left dog SHIT on my front garden come and collect it. I am sick and tired of vicious dogs running rampant on my petunias. Mark and I spent ALL week planting that flower bed. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 #Angry #Mad #AnnoyingDogs #Herts #SoOverThis #GoTime #NO 😡😡😡😡😡

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Oh my GOODNESS! I’m so sorry everyone that you had to be exposed to that profanity, my punk teen daughter Isabella managed to hey ahold of my phone during an argument and now she won’t tell me how to deleted that hideous previous tweet! I need help ASAP! #stressed #help 😓😓😥😡

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Fuck the haters

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Chris looks sooo 😍! Haha just joking or am I 🤣😂😂😂🤣 Can’t wait Thor back in action soon!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

The following contains a few naughty words 🤬It also contains some truth about me that I’m a🤬😜. @centrfit https://t.co/vOKxwtZelO

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

How’s everyone’s Tuesday been?! Mine was lovely, took the kids to school and then went to the salon to get a wash, cut and blow dry! Along with my nails! 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 Haha! 😂😂🤣🤣 A girl likes to treat herself! #pamper #pamperday #girlsjustwannahavefun # fun # epic 🥰🥰🥰🍷🍷😂🤣🤣

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins YOU deserve it girlie! Go out and treat yourself! Screw phil! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰😉😉😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@MarkCar51763430 Glad you had a great time with the lads ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins Oh I LOVE friends! It’s a great show!! Isabella made me watch it a while back and I’ve been hooked ever since! Was never really a fan of it when it first came out but now I LOVE it! Hope you treated yourself to some wine too my love! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😉😉

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Oh Chris I’ll take the invitation # up! Tell me when you are picking me up my sweet 😋 Haha! Only joking, there’s only one man for me, my mark! But if Chris wants to come round, I wouldn’t be opposed! #funny #funnymummy #naughtylady #cheeky #chris #thor #avenagers 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

#ALLINCHALLENGE accepted. I’m inviting you and a guest to the premiere of THOR: LOVE & THUNDER! Donations go to @nokidhungry, #mealsonwheels and #americasfoodfund which benefits @FeedingAmerica and @WCKitchen. https://t.co/OPiTWmljec

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Happy wine Friday ladies! 😁😆🍷🍷🍷

[The Wine Society @TheWineSociety]

Happy Friday! 🥂 Which wonderful whites, reds and rosés will you be opening this weekend?

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins Not much of a fan of little mix myself, I prefer the classics, like spice girls! 😆😆😆😄😁😘😁😁

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@sharon34181975 Thank you my sweet, I know you’ve got my back in fighting street crime x

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Anyone in Hertfordshire know how you can message the council about stolen bins? Some cheeky bastard has stolen my bin and to say I’m fuming would be an understatement. We need laws that can find these crooks and put them behind bars 🤬😡😡😡 #angrymummy #angry #stolenbins #bins

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins Haha! My son Joshua is the same. He asked for something called V bucks? Wasn’t sure what they were so had to hop on the google to see! 😜😜🤪😎😎😎😄😄😃😃 #coolmum #funnymum

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

@SusanneLCollins Well said Sue! These little thugs will get what is coming to them. Now I have to waste some money on a new bin! I hope these hooligans pay for their actions. Might ask the police to launch an investigation. 😩😩😖😖😖😖😫😡😡😡

[Laura Carter @Laura23204083]

Really happy about tonight’s pta meeting! We had a great turnout! So thank you! Can’t wait to start working on the fundraising ideas! Some were a little silly and impractical, especially those more new to the area,but thank you to every mummy that contributed! 😘😘😘😘😘 😁😄😆