Laura Schuh

Good looks, reads books, also cooks. Rescue pet lover. Live music watcher. Sarcasm. Beer. Sports.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

@Felicious1908 This was my exact thought! How can you be mad at them? Never look at or speak to them after all this time? And why avoid them for 30 years? He had to have been brainwashing her.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

@grindcitymedia @MemphisFB Nowhere else we would've been, Coach. It was our pleasure to stay, stand, applaud, and say thank you for this AMAZING season they have given us.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

LET'S GO TIGERS!!!
#GTG #thesestripesareearned #TigerNation #CottonBowl2019 #beatpennstate #LikeNoOther #GoTigersGo

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

Just passed a daycare, DAYCARE, named "Hugs-n-Tugs"...
So many thoughts and concerns here, where to begin, CPS maybe?!?!

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

Random thought for the day, I'm watching a Netflix show, set in present times, and they just put a quarter in the box to make their motel bed vibrate.

Do these actually still exist? I have still never seen this.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

@C2thedub4

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

How dare Facebook and Instagram shut down on today of all days?! It is my dog's 1 Week Gotchaversary and I had pictures and a sentimental paragraph all ready to go!
Whatever shall I do???
#FacebookDown #theendisnear #thankgodfortwitter

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

@lori_sadler FB and IG have been down for like 6 hours and the world is collectively losing its mind. People are eating without telling anyone about it, "models" aren't being validated by strangers, it's madness I tell you! MADNESS!!!

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

When your evening consists of cropping one of your client's, um, nether regions out of 40 document pictures he sent you, multiple margaritas are a requirement.
Score one for subtle sexual harassment...*sigh*

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

SWEET! I've always wanted a cool nickname!!! 🤘

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

The serving size of a MoonPie is 1/3 of a MoonPie.
I hate everything.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

If you wanna be a vegetarian, be a vegetarian.
I don't care.
I just don't think you should get any pudding.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

Most awkward product placement ever...
"Hi mom! I'm so glad you stopped by!"
*reaches out to take a pump from the massive bottle of Jergens lotion on the table the camera quickly zooms in on*
"What are you doing here?"

#HallmarkChristmasMovies #painfullyobviousproductplacement

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

"He's WAY too into Christmas!"

Says the girl with 20 tiny Christmas trees lined across her desk.

#HallmarkMoviesIn5Words #myguiltypleasure #MingleAllTheWay @hallmarkchannel #CountdownToChristmas

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

Fan-fucking-tastic

@attell still uses an old Nokia flip phone and @realjeffreyross wears weird outfits.
Stripping comedy back down to its best, making fun of each other and pissing everyone else off.
Never change.
#BumpingMics

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

Dear @VIZIO,
Please retroactively find a way to shut off ALL models' standby logo light.
Sincerely,
An insomniac who loves your tvs but can't sleep because that orange light is staring at me and lighting up the whole damn room

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

West Virginia's coach lookin like Phil Collins with a jheri curl...

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

Sittin here havin a not-so-hot day then all of a sudden #AMillionLittleThings waltzes out RUUU-FIIII-OOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

@BrandonEarl Never.
*hangs head*

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

The amount of mascara and white eyeliner on Ray Liotta in the Chantix commercial is disturbing.

[Laura Schuh @Laura918]

@BrandonEarl Same.
WHAT happened?!
He used to be one of the tough guys.