Leerah

it's brittney bitch

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

"Also I haven't worn a real bra in four days, but I can't put that on Facebook."

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Arkansas police having a "no lose" policy is crazyy

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

introducing: my butthole

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

i wish you had put anniversary stuck in your head

[Dylan Bradley @DylanIsRadley]

I’ve had that ai song “I’m selling a 30inch TV” that sounds like ADTR stuck in my head for at least three days

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

nintendo: so you hate doing chores, right

me: totally

nintendo: and you hate working a job

me: so much

nintendo: what if you did all that while hopelessly in debt to a capitalist raccoon?

me: will it be cute

nintendo: so cute

me: then i will do it for 20,000 hours

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Wait...I just realized no one cared about it to begin with. 🤔🤔🤔

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

My Twitter account is just as lame and outdated as my crappy cheap shoes. 😭😭😭

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

@JohnDoesDodson @DylanDoesVocals @masongharris Theeeeeeeere it is 👌🏼

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

@JohnDoesDodson @DylanDoesVocals @masongharris But do u get it? LAYING DOWN NEXT TO IT *HINT HINT*

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

@DylanDoesVocals @masongharris @JohnDoesDodson

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

@masongharris Yeah but it has more to do with me not caring to change it back than it being a super cool thing mason showed me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

@DylanDoesVocals I can recognize a good roast 👏🏼🔥#props

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

I've seen like four hot dogs on the ground today. Be careful out there.

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

I was gonna tell a joke, but @DylanDoesVocals's twitter name already did it for me.

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

I got sucked in 👽 #inkryan

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Hey, can we stop hating each other now?

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Aaaaaand no registers are working AFTER I applied my medicine in store.

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Nothing at home to soothe the burn. Off to Walgreens.

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Midnight: stepped on my straightener.

[Leerah @Laura_Embry]

Debussy composes with so much sass.

[Valerie Keller @vkelll7]

"You're cooking a frittata in a saucepan? What is this, prison?!" #BestofSchmidt