Cricks McGee

why don't you go practice falling down? i'll be there in a minute.

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

Too bad @TheWoods_Oxford won’t let alumni in to spend our adult money but will let underages in to spend their parents’ money #GBD

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

Too bad @BrickStOxford won’t let alumni in to spend our adult money but will let underages in to spend their parents’ money #GBD

[Stevie Shepherd @stevie_shepherd]

@BrickStOxford won’t let alumni’s in and anyone over 21 but they will definitely allow underages no problem. SAD!

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

E pluribus unum. The proof is in the taste.

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

Typical best friend conversations. @LauraBu22 must almost be my roommate again.

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

My best friend, @LauraBu22, everyone.

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

A real life nightmare I just had: the guy I like comments "wauwwwww" on spam naked girl accounts

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

are you ever just really looking for a thrill so you get in the shower with socks on?

yeah me neither

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

Alysa: "Wait, so like, Dr. Dre isn't a doctor?"
*mary reaches across table to slap alysa*

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

*usher's "yeah" plays in the bar* @LauraBu22: "I think this is the song of our lives. Tell me there's a better song than this. You can't."

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

Only one thing is certain: that dress makes Kaitlyn look like a hotdog. #TheBachelorette

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

@LauraBu22: "You could have a peg leg and he would still want you..." #evenbetterincontext

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

Kelly: "Hey! I found money in the wallet I never use!" @LauraBu22: "It's a dollar...." Kelly: "It's still money!" Laura: "That was sad."

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

"If there's a tornado, do you think......we'll have to let the kids down here?" @LauraBu22 #basementliving

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

"Did you know the baseball game was like almost over?! I thought it was still the first quarter!" @LauraBu22

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

@LauraBu22: "I never thought about it like that. You should be like Ask Betty or whoever that girl is." "Dear Abby?" "That's the one!"

[Kelly Dunham @DunhamKM]

"Everyone looks better when they smile with their teeth. EVERYONE." @LauraBu22: "Nuh uh... not people with zipper teeth."

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

@TheRealHepcat drat you're on to me

[Cricks McGee @LauraBu22]

some prefer coffee but for me a good game of 'step on a crack & you'll break your mother's back' is what gets me up & thinking like a lawyer