Laura

wife, mom + burrito expert

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

Celebrating my birthday riding around quoting spongebob with my husband. Growing up isn’t that bad

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@SassyStrupe I feel you, Oliver threw mine on the floor trying to press it down yesterday

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@scubakaydee My struggle rn too

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@SassyStrupe Ok this happened to me the other day & im not proud but I made peter get it

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

Would be happy to share some at home chipotle recipes so everyone can safely stay inside and not freak out all my employees by coming in large groups/not respecting our personal space/being rude/asking when we are shutting down & losing our jobs🙃

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@scubakaydee My AP lol like I took Saturday and Sunday off next week and she’s mad. Those are our slowest days

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

We have these goals at work we have to meet everyday for sales, etc and they’re always based on last year. Someone asked today why there was no goal for today.... bc there was no February 29th last year🤪

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

You ever just know something about someone but they don’t know you know so it’s awkward but you have to act normal??

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@scubakaydee How do you take a vacation without freaking out that your restaurant is going to burn down the whole time???? Asking for a friend

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

All my managers are taking a full week off at some point between now and the new year & YOU BETTER BELIEVE I probably won’t even take two consecutive days off bc I’m too scared to leave my restaurant for more than 24 hours at a time

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

Is it sad that my husband just congratulated me on being up past 8:30pm?

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@stuhly92 How dare you

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@ebeth_weeee This is my pet peeve

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

My two year old has been trying to wash my tattoos off for ten minutes. He’s getting very frustrated

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

https://t.co/gOsZHy1kcC

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

Our house has been on the market for 3 hours & we already have 3 showings tomorrow holy crap

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

@SassyStrupe @ChipotleTweets You could die and chipotle would still ask if you were coming in for your shift

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

Peter finally weaned last month and now he’s almost potty trained. Proud is an understatement😇

[Laura @LauraDeExplora1]

My mom gave Peter a “big brother” shirt & Hayden says “how’d she know he was going to be a brother and not a sister?” 🤦🏼‍♀️😭😭