Laura Jedeed

Journalist, Past bylines: Politico, Rolling Stone, The Nation, New Republic, etc. Does not work for ICE. [email protected]

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

🎵It Feels Good🎶

The Schadenfreude. The brewing GOP civil war. The mandate, and how to use it

https://t.co/0vJETuqfq9

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

@CrunchGym If you have run into trouble cancelling the account of someone deceased at Crunch Fitness, please email me at [email protected]: I would love to talk to you about your experience

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

I would love to know why @CrunchGym makes it impossible to cancel a membership for someone who has died. I would love to understand the thought process behind this scumbag behavior

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

@CrunchGym How money-grubbing do you have to be to force people who recently lost a loved one to jump through endless hoops to cancel a goddamn gym membership. It's predatory and disgusting

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

It is possible someone will get mad at this post and all I have to say is that you'd better be damn thankful that I literally died for your freedom to be mean to me, and also I will never know because I will be logged off and eating my free meal at ✨Applebee's✨

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

Happy Veterans Day! To my fellow vets, don't forget: if you commit a crime today you get half off your sentence plus a free side of chips and guac

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

@PatriotXithra While the Democratic establishment is always looking for a chance to abase themselves in hopes of winning mythical 'centrist Republicans' to their cause, I don't think they would even know where to begin pandering to you. The Groyper mind is beyond their comprehension

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever heard someone tell Steve Bannon that exit polls show that young men are evenly split between Dems and Republicans and he goes silent and then says, in a very soft voice: "that can't be right"

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

@PatriotXithra It must be very strange for you to listen to these claims re: young men running back into the arms of Democrats. Some did, of course, but then there's your lot

I don't think America will particularly care for your vision if you win the GOP civil war, but we might find out

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

Went back this morning and clipped it. That shocked little lean-in as his guest attempts to fill the space absolutely kills me

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

"I have started to feel like a sports commentator for the apocalypse—not all the time, but way too much. So I packed my things and went somewhere I hadn’t been for decades: a place where the internet wasn’t"

My latest for Slate

https://t.co/audRliO3Sp

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

"As Laura Jedeed awoke on November 4th from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic insect…"

A prediction for the 2026 midterms and beyond. Tl/dr: the GOP will attempt to steal the election--and they will fail on purpose

https://t.co/myLRxmrRuI

[spin 🏴‍☠️ @spinfisher]

Read this, by one of the very best journalists and writers out there.

Thanks Laura

[Slate @Slate]

We are all being strangled, one news cycle at a time. https://t.co/lR2ync4Fpb

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

"I have started to feel like a sports commentator for the apocalypse—not all the time, but way too much. So I packed my things and went somewhere I hadn’t been for decades: a place where the internet wasn’t"

My latest for Slate

https://t.co/audRliO3Sp

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

"As Laura Jedeed awoke on November 4th from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic insect…"

A prediction for the 2026 midterms and beyond. Tl/dr: the GOP will attempt to steal the election--and they will fail on purpose

https://t.co/myLRxmrRuI

[Dave Levinthal @davelevinthal]

📡 Who broke Starlink in Ukraine?
🗳️ What will Israel's national vote produce?
🟦 Is Ohio about to swing blue?

My conversation on @WBAI in NYC with @JFlanNYS @LauraJedeed and @EgbertoWillies.

🎧 Listen: https://t.co/goFvYj7RGe

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Look mom I'm in the newspaper

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

Today's the day: I'm going off-grid until October 21st. No phone, no Internet, no checking the news at all

If there's something I ought to read about upon my return, feel free to drop a link in the comments to document the horrors (if you want, I'm not the boss of you)

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

This has not even remotely been my experience, it's actually really easy to support human rights and everyone should try it

[mas @anthycuute]

Being a trans ally is a slippery slope because you start off giving trans people a little bit of grace and now you’re stuck being forced to comply with their demands that get more insane every other day