Laurasaurus

Mother. Sister. Daughter.
World, be nice.

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

Long time lurker, back in the game. I say that but may not post for another year or so #lurker #curatoroftweetsnobodyreads

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

@AlanKing_ @ACYFLofficial Amazing Dad. I know you'll miss it and I'm sure you'll still be out every Tuesday and Saturday at the local games. For now, Euros, Olympics, holidays and barbeques are on the cards (don't forget to invite me!) Xx

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

@Eden_Shopping Elf School Graduation

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

So, the parcel was delivered today. Completely battered but the goods inside were OK. Delivery details says, delivered Thur 15th and now delivered Sat 17th. But happy it's arrived #Santaclauseiscomingtotown

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

@alexbakerman yes, we were *THAT* couple singing to eacother in the car. With the kids cringing in the back at the cheese #myendlesslove #lauraandstuarthighwycombe

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

The festive season is over in my head, but my stomach thinks otherwise #elevenses

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

@AlexScott Good for you. I know who I'd rather have my kids look up to!

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

4yo: Look Mummy (staring intently at the window. I'm like Matilda, I just made the window move
Me: That's fantastic
4yo: No Mummy, LOOK! (Staring again, turning to face me) Did you see it? I really did it
Me: <convinced I have a gifted child as she believes it so much>

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

It's taken me almost 40 years to master the straw in the Capri-Sun. And now it's a paper straw #soggybottom

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

A positively balmy morning. Had to undo my coat zip about four inches as I was getting too hot. 3c.

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

Tiers/Tears

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

Baileys. Cheese and crackers #popthecrimbodecsup

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

Chicken wings and bubbles #classybird

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

TV has gone wrong. No sound. Turned the mute off and still no sound. Unplug, plug it all back in. Still not working. Volume at 0 🙄🤦‍♀️

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

Groundhog Day

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

School run sunburn. Toasty 9am

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

A happy 3 year old returning to nursery today. I didnt even get a goodbye as she ran in!

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

Ah huh huh #ElvisJuice

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

@gransincharge Ridiculous. I dont care to see your racist hate mongering tweets hidden behind saving culture.

[Laurasaurus @LauraKingaLing]

@gransincharge Ok, well 'These people'. Dont hide behind your comments by calling me racist because I spoke out against comments in your thread that are disgusting. I'm all for history, culture and striving for what's right.