Emissary of the Gorgonites

Laura, P8NTR.
Notoriously reckless intellect.
I like building things, napping, and my dog. #freetherobots

[Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22]

Wemby is ridiculous

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

It’s now

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

I wonder at what age I'll stop posting my actual age in my bios? At what age do you decide you no longer want people to know?!

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

I wonder at what age I'll stop posting my actual age in my bios? At what age do you decide you no longer want people to know?!

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

Jfc

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

Still waiting on those hugs...apologies

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

I’m not even a hugger but everyone is getting a hug after this all ends 🙃

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

When people tell me about their childhood I always imagine them with their big current head on their mini child body and it’s hard not to laugh while they explain how their parents divorced when they were 7 years old...😏🙃

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

@wethsworld

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

If you’re going to try cutting your hair at home, there’s one thing to remember, and that’s how much fun it is to cut hair just wow cut the big hair chunks snip snip watch it fall cutty cut cut

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

@wickedwitchofky I feel like by the time they add all those extras, there’s no room for the Frappuccino 😂

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

@Coll3enG That same type of energy: one time a girl looked me up and down as I left the bathroom...she let me walk into a lecture hall with toilet paper hanging out of my pants

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

@wickedwitchofky One time a coworker replied all to an email people had previously replied all in to tell everyone not to reply all because it stresses him out getting unnecessary emails 😂

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool

[REBUG @rebugmp4]

Important!!

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

@sun_dance_cass I realize it

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

I’m not even a hugger but everyone is getting a hug after this all ends 🙃

[Emissary of the Gorgonites @LauraLothian19]

@wickedwitchofky Made stir fry at 11 o’clock last night. Clocks don’t matter anymoreeeeee.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

what pyramid scheme should i join to pass the time

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

The thing is if shutdowns and social distancing work perfectly and are extremely effective it will seem in retrospect like they were totally unnecessary overreactions.