lauramast

Green eyes & a heart of gold.

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Oh so you didn’t accidentally reply all to a company wide email with ‘farts’ yesterday? Weird.

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Me - prays my child stops fussing in his bassinet and goes to sleep. Also me - immediate panic when he’s quiet and wanting to check he’s breathing immediately.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TD Garden is chanting Johnny Hockey ❤️

Some things, man

[lauramast @LauraMast]

@Katiemoneygrabz that you?

[lauramast @LauraMast]

My husband honestly asking how I manage to not gain weight as I shove a tasty kake into my mouth & announce that it’s only the first course of dessert and ice cream comes later might be the most romantic thing he’s ever done or said.

[Mike Meech @meechone]

I heard from someone high up in City Hall that if you drive your car through the portal at 88mph you end up in Dublin unharmed, but it's 1955 and you have to save your grandmother from moving to Mayfair.

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Just laying in bed contemplating life because I just finished Iron Flame & I cannot settle my brain.

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Haven’t even started training yet but officially having nightmares about not being able to get to the starting line of my fall half marathon on time. We’re so back.

[lauramast @LauraMast]

@jpvt11 @MNFlagshipStore @Phillies @Brewers @doesntplaygames What am I skip?!

[lauramast @LauraMast]

@Keystone80435 lol it’s always the last week in June - for charity…

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Me, anytime i'm startled in the slightest way...

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

same energy fr

[Steph 🌸🌺🌼 @RhysPiecesss]

He brought his jug to the World Series

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Annnnd I’m blushing ☺️

[graycie••saw tally live debut @grayciesstation]

he did that for marsh

[lauramast @LauraMast]

#HarpersBack #letsgophils

[GL @gldivittorio]

Built different but in the Boeing kind of way

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Hate, hate, hate…. Loathe entirely

[𝐾𝑦𝑙𝑒𝑒 シ @BSP_Sully]

“Good for you, you look happy and healthy”

[NM @muls87]

List of people responsible for the death of dollar dogs in order of most responsible

1. People throwing dogs
2. People that call hot dogs glizzys
3. People that do the wave
4. Craig Kimbrel
5. Blooper

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Anyone else think the worst part of going away is cleaning your entire house while trying to pack and avoid eye contact with your dog?

[lauramast @LauraMast]

Am I…. Officially a Biz fan!?

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

What I love about this whole Quitter Gauthier situation is how ignited the Flyers fan base is right now. All this while being this incredible underdog story so far this season. I’d like to see them get a wild card spot. That would be a tough out. #LetsGoFlyers

[lauramast @LauraMast]

The only time calling someone a bitch baby is appropriate in front of your mother…