Laura Micari

i can down 6 Taco Bell soft tacos in under 5 minutes thanks // cash app: lauramicari

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Why is Twitter now “X”? I missed so much

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Update: no arthritis 🥳 instead? Severe anemia 😍😍😍

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Update: it’s actually a different autoimmune disorder and early arthritis 🥳

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Update: it’s actually a different autoimmune disorder and early arthritis 🥳

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Update: I’ve now had Covid twice, been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease, sciatica, and I’m playing trial and error with my uterus 🫠(NOT pregnant)

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

My biggest flex is that I changed my number last year and only told a few people, so now nobody can contact me unwarranted ✌🏻 hmu on Facebook messenger, I’ll get back to you in 3-5 business weeks. 😂

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Update: I’ve now had Covid twice, been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease, sciatica, and I’m playing trial and error with my uterus 🫠(NOT pregnant)

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

In the past year I’ve had a reinjury of my back, a shoulder injury, and two concussions. Not to mention the random non-Covid fevers and catching every stomach virus that went around this year. Welcome to my life

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

I’m back and I’m bringing all of my chaos with me 🥳

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

My life is an actual comedy.

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

My toxic trait is asking people “are you Italian?” when I first meet them.

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

@nick_iguess That’s what I want to do

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

Laura things:

-parked too close to the car next to me
-proceeded to blast Taylor Swift and eat mac and cheese while still in the car
-lady gets into her car, pissed, because I parked too close to her
-me trying not to make eye contact and turns up Tswift

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

@nick_iguess

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

In the past year I’ve had a reinjury of my back, a shoulder injury, and two concussions. Not to mention the random non-Covid fevers and catching every stomach virus that went around this year. Welcome to my life

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

The past 2 months have literally been me just trying to get cleared for work for one reason or another. 😂 I must be falling apart.

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

@Nick_Cummings No

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

If I’m taking back what was taken from me this year, hell, I’m gonna do it with all I’ve got.

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

The Bible is replete with examples of people who left everything they knew (including the faith/religion of which they were once certain) in order to become who God called them to be.

So our obsession with policing those in the wilderness is both weird and arrogant.

[Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess]

It is almost frustratingly repetitive in Scripture: do not fear.

So you cannot stoke fear in a godly way. You cannot drum up people's anxieties for the glory of God. Fearmongering on behalf of a "good cause" does not make it right.

We should be vigilant about this.

[Laura Micari @LauraMicari]

2021 is my “take my life back” year and nobody can tell me any different.