Laura Ritchie

I try to smile at least once a day

[Mr Dean Adams @BrutalSue]

Another delay in me returning to my job. So someone pay me to draw something for them or even just giving this a retweet. Need rent monies! #freelance #Illustrator #needwork

[Laura Ritchie @LauraRitchie1]

@DPDgroup_news completely inept at following instructions once again

[Laura Ritchie @LauraRitchie1]

@dpd being totally inept at doing their job once again 😔

[Laura Ritchie @LauraRitchie1]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E GT worth over £69k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/MnrP9BrzTV

[Laura Ritchie @LauraRitchie1]

@DPDgroup_news worst service ever!

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

The average tube driver earns £56k for a 36 hour week, plus bonuses, and gets 43 days annual leave. No wonder they never leave! Today they're bringing misery to millions of Londoners by going on strike to demand an even better deal. Change the law, and fire the lot of them!

[Laura Ritchie @LauraRitchie1]

@grimmers @BBCR1 Nixtape

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Eat less junk food.
Give up smoking.
Exercise more.
Drink less alcohol.
Eat healthy food.
Go outside more.
Lose weight.

Protect the NHS.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Not sure how I feel about adultery being used as a reason to discredit someone's political career. Matt Hancock's done enough to be sacked 1,000 times over, having a messy personal life is the least of it.

[Midgard Misfit @midgard_misfit]

BREAKING: UK facing national piss shortage due to government taking it all.

[Luke Johnson @LukeJohnsonRCP]

In previous eras, citizens became addicted to alcohol, nicotine and opium. Now societies have become morbidly addicted to lockdowns, fear, masks and taking orders from public health 'experts'. Very bizarre.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

23 Covid deaths in the past 24 hours.
450 Cancer deaths (daily average) in the past 24 hours.

Guess which one gets the most news coverage?

[Lxrd Capo @CapoLee100]

Turn Buckingham Palace into a big Ikea

[Sean Paul @duttypaul]

In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature

[Frank McKenna @DowntownFrank]

88% of people at greatest risk of dying from COVID have now been vaccinated. 100% of those at risk of mental health challenges, cancer, unemployment, domestic violence & more? Still 100% at risk.

[Oonagh @Okeating]

Live footage of Boris Johnson doing everything he could.

[Robin Flavell @RobinFlavell]

It once took 10 months of global pandemic before I shut the UK travel corridors.

[Secret Drug Addict @ScrtDrugAddict]

Marcus Rashford does more for UK children in his spare time than Boris Johnson does in his full time job as Prime Minster