Laura said:

Outrageous things that Laura says

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“mY HEad”

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“Oh dang, that’s a lot of bean juice.”

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“I wish I was a cockroach, I would have been stepped on already.”

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This mammal is dehydrated

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A baby might never 👶

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“SMX-TMP = Shake My X-ray - Tell My Papa”

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@LauraCidd Uhhh Laura, who are you?

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@LauraCidd Henloooo

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“Break my crack head.”

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“That’s not a frat boy, idk what that is. No offense.”

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“You know that thing that you can do with you chest? Yea, can you do it with your butt?”

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*taylor pulls hoodie sleeve*
“Ow that hurt my ears.”

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@yaboybivi “follow for follow?”

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*sees Taylor’s nose piercing*
“You put me on edge with that edgy look.”

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“Can boba cause calcium deficiency?”

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“SIR”

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“MA’AM”

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“Are you afraid about little kick out?”

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“PARDON?”

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*sees man with 6 pack*
“I could wash my clothes on that”