Laura Sperber

Aquarius. Liberal. Feminist. Nerd. Vulgar. Schitthead.
1 teenager
2 dogs
3 cats

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@juliet_turner6 Wow, I hate from these idiots, and they wonder why women want nothing to do with them? You, however, are a badass and deserve everything you've worked for and earned.

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@pepperyball @ImTheQ I don't know why but you need this

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

I personally thought my big sister Dolly was cute as hell in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleading costume at the half time show on Thanksgiving. To those of you being so critical of a 77 year old kicking up her heels, I say fuck yourself. Shame on you not her.

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

Adopting two kittens, while adorable, is like having two tiny toddlers.

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@guarnaschelli @zacayoung I'm still laughing about campfire crepes.

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@NickAdamsinUSA So you're going to examine m&ms for little peens?

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@NickAdamsinUSA So give the company you're pissed at money so you can own them? Brilliant!!

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@travisknoll @drewmagary But now with new bidet feature!

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@drewmagary How will I know which overpriced marshmallows to get?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

This story keeps developing and the press should follow up with the hard questions.
https://t.co/zW6MOK4HZX

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@duffgoldman @Wolfiesmom @chefanneburrell @carlahall @chef_morimoto @chefantonia @jettila @EddieJackson @guarnaschelli @GuyFieri @GordonRamsay You know you've hit the big time when shelter kitties are named after you! The pictures of them are a hoot! https://t.co/xjzEGYviP8

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

@TomFitton Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet.

I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.

[Ayoo🔈 @ayoo_off]

#StrangerThings Spoilers without context.

[Sebastian Bach™️ @sebastianbach]

Well said

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@DeadlineWH @NicolleDWallace if they can track purchases of cold medicine why can't there by huge red flags for a just turned 18 year old buying 2 AR-15 rifles and a massive amount of ammo within a few days?

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

https://t.co/i6nJ6isibF

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@FDRLST You do know what Dolly is a much loved ally for the LGBTQ community? So sure, we'd love your support of her and us.

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@JR2point0 Or smiled like Goldens, or golden mixes 😊

[Laura Sperber @LauraSperber]

@Demo1City @deesnider I'm sure your kids have seen and read far worse on the internet.

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.