Laura Frohbergh

I let the microwave beep three times at night because I'm an adult but sometimes I have to whisper in the kitchen

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

I’m funding my ski season this year by selling my titties on the internet if anyone’s into that https://t.co/pjOlUcfyev #yesthisisreal #donttellmyfamilylol

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

Shout out to @SouthwestAir bc the ladies at gate B7 Reno/Tahoe flight to Phenix and the front desk agent who helped by calling ahead at 5:35am who just made my whole experience like I’m flying with my late husband and they just made sure I’ll get on with no problems 😭

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

@katymarie33 I’m on my way and I’m scared bc I’m not ready for Florida cold 😂😂

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

@katymarie33 Only if we did a reunion tour lol

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

@Verizon seems like your appointment system is a scam to get people to stand in the store for hours when I thought the whole point of an appt was to reserve the time spot in which you’ll be served??

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

I’m sorry @Verizon but your in store service is TRASH. I’ve had not one but two different appointments today and the first one I waited for more then an hour without being helped and now I’m waiting for my second one too…

[Laura Frohbergh @LauraTheExploaa]

@LeadingReport L

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Got a push notification to exercise caution because the United Healthcare shooter is still at large. I personally do not feel like I am on the shooter’s radar because I am not the CEO of a highly divisive multi billion dollar insurance company.

[LETS GO KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

"are u ok?" no but i'm pretty

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

I be so offended when USA is not playing a Law and Order SVU marathon, like do you know you have 30 seconds???!

[Melissa Wear @MelissaMWear]

Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion.

Bam, policy solution

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

tim walz has convinced me that minnesota is significantly better than most other places in the nation. dont know what this means for the national race.

[Lizzy  @Lizzytrizzy]

Ozempic this, ozempic that. Have you considered maybe cigarettes and cocaine?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Coach, I got your back tonight!

Tonight, America will see the strong, principled, and effective leader I’ve known for years—and the contrast you and Kamala provide against the other team.

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

This seems more like a presidential debate than the presidential debate .

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Wow! Trump is right, I just went to the 7-11 in Springfield, Ohio, to get some gas and a hot dog.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America got to see tonight the leader I’ve been proud to work alongside for three and a half years. Wasn’t even close. VP Harris proved she’s the best choice to lead our nation forward. We’re not going back.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.