Laura Willner

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m not riding anything that was reassembled eight hours ago by some felon with knuckle tattoos who just rolled into town.

[Faber @dfaber84]

Go home Wisconsin, you’re drunk.

[Faber @dfaber84]

Whoever looked at a carrot and said this thing needs to be surrounded by cake and cream cheese frosting, I salute you.

[Warman Fire Rescue @WarmanFire]

Reason #142 why we love @RCMPSK - our newest Member Cst. Semenoff demonstrates good slide technique and even better #communitypolicing spirit to engage with the kids at their level. Great job Constable!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Ok, fuck it, if I can just jam this sumbitch in there sideways, Timmy can probably ride on top of my golf clubs for 800 miles. Let’s GO, Margaret!!”

[Vickie Spanos @SpanosVickie]

A reading strategy we should not forget: Just read!!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kids getting thrown off right and left. Total carnage. Wails of anguish. Not one adult gave a single shit about it.

[Kevin Pillar @KPILLAR4]

There’s a lot of good out there in this world.. we just got to do a better job showcasing it!! Both the kids in the video.. if you have Twitter reach out and you got tickets on me when the @SFGiants come to town ✌🏽

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you’re talking about all-time great carnival rides, you better pay some respect to the goddamn Scrambler.

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

Oh you know, just a couple #StanleyCup Champions!

Welcome (back) to Riderville, @Bschenn_10, Jaden Schwartz, and @Bozie42!

[Joel Johannson @Joel_Johannson]

This. More of this. Everybody. Thanks.

[Laura Willner @LauraWillner]

@PrairieSouth @TonyBaldwin36 All the best in your retirement, April!

[mike shara @mikeshara]

This took place in a giant arena, surrounded by cameras and the Oakland PD only admitted their infraction now. Imagine what happens every day in neighbourhoods and at traffic stops when no one is watching...

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“I got nothin’ against mankind. It’s people I can’t stand.”

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Not a dry eye in the house as @CP0031 surprises his friend Anderson, who lost his mom to cancer earlier this year.

What an incredible moment. ❤️ #NHLAwards

[Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie]

❤️💙

[Joel Johannson @Joel_Johannson]

@CBCNews @nathancullen Nice work!

[chantal hébert @ChantalHbert]

Hébert-Murdered and missing women report risks being ignored with its all-or-nothing approach | The Star https://t.co/ffGnc1XDkN

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I call bullshit. There's no way that chunky little bastard enjoyed cereal that wasn’t coated in sugar.