Lauren WK

AP│NJ ‣ LA│CA • mother of strays, asker of questions, master of soup, attempter of impossible things

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@KhairyCreek Yep, she’s cute enough to be mean. I’m sorry. 😂

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@ask_aubry What a bumbling fucking idiot.

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@wisereformer @DailyLoud This tho, yes.

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@wisereformer @DailyLoud Doubt it.

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Thinking about the time I heard a man whose entire personality was cosplaying a 30s radio announcer refer to another man as a “clodhopper.”

…16 years ago.

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Taylor Swift should have worn a fake engagement ring so that gossip would overshadow game. #SuperBowl2024 #TeamTaylor

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Why isn’t Taylor on stage?? THIS IS HER MOMENT. #SuperBowl2024

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@darthlux For reeeeaaaaalll

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@ask_aubry It’s my favorite thing today.

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@danarubbernyc Well, I guess congrats are in order for Travis too, then! 🕳️💣

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@ask_aubry I saw this on Reddit and I was just in awe.

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@MjolnirMK86

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Anyway, how’s Taylor Swift’s boyfriend doing?

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🥳 Congratulations to Taylor Swift! 🏆#SuperBowl2024

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This is some very thirsty behavior.

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I had a dream that I forgot to return several $1,000 tvs until it was too late, and I’m still stressed about it.

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@Abby_Greydanus I think I usually miss them lmao

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So, *everyone* in LA felt that earthquake except me?

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@ZoltanOlgyay Apparently, the same is true of the areas surrounding me. But I missed it somehow. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@PicturesFoIder Not surprised in the slightest. We GOUGE our elderly in the US. It’s a complete disgrace.