Laurence Sabel

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

@pumpkin_pal Bruh I saw that name and I was like "I pretty sure I remember a guy from GBS with that name" but I just thought it was someone who had the same name.

Never heard the story about that though, yikes

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Imagine being named Jennifer and hearing "You & Jennifer" by Bülow

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

@alanaswaringen

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

If you're not Adele, I don't want you

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Scottish women’s voices is the real life version of Tolkien’s Dwarf women’s beards

[carl @CarlsBeef]

This keeps getting sent around. Kid went missing this weekend in Chicago. Share and help plz

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

“Look it’s a cantaluppi”

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

My life is not the same now that I know this is a real surname

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Not me disassociating during our family lunch with my grandma and my sisters bf asking if im ok

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

It’s difficult seeing others live out your dreams

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Make Sandford Great Again.

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Parsley is just European Cilantro

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

I’m still not convinced it isn’t

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

@alana_swaringen Listen to nyla by Blackbear

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

lol

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

It’s gotta suck being the ugly sibling. Luckily I have two sisters, so I’m always the hottest brother

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Living at home in your 20’s is putting away the groceries to see what kinda snacks your mom got

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

When justice Kavanaugh has a reasonable opinion on the NCAA compensation issue that’s the point you know you’ve fucked up as the NCAA

[Laurence Sabel @LaurenceSabel]

Using a different toothpaste brand from your regular one feels weird asl