Lauren Gradec

Watching TV is like eating fish and using twitter is like drinking water.

[Lauren Gradec @LaurenGradec]

The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately.

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I don't want a perfect person. I just want someone to act silly with and that makes me feel special.

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Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic

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I'm allowed to drink at 9am because that's the kind of shit the Beastie Boys fought for.

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I don't need a perfect relationship, I just need someone who won't give up on me.

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I'm like a puppy I need attention and I need to curl up next to you and I need you to pet me and tell me I'm cute

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I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls

[Lauren Gradec @LaurenGradec]

No, I don't need a bag; I'm gonna juggle this 12 pack, this bag of ice and this whole roasted chicken on my unicycle while whistling Dixie.

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I hate it when people don't hate people I hate.

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does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that

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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk just to be with you.

[Lauren Gradec @LaurenGradec]

"When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for, when nobody needs you, that's when I think life is over." ~ Audrey Hepburn

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"Lost time is never found again." - Benjamin Franklin

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hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

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The best things in life are free. JK, they're carbs.

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Everything you see is temporary.

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Why are there so many commercials for toilet paper? Who is not buying it?

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Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening.

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It is the sign of a great mind to prefer things in measure to things in excess. Seneca